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  • disasterlesbianbarbie:

    forevergayteen:

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    I feel attacked by this

    (via zpazle)

    Source: forevergayteen
    • 4 hours ago
    • 26731 notes
  • spicybeaurito:
“the-dice-nest-creates:
“Never enough dice!
”
@yashas-strong-arms
”

    spicybeaurito:

    the-dice-nest-creates:

    Never enough dice!

    @yashas-strong-arms

    (via yashas-strong-arms)

    Source: the-dice-nest-creates
    • 4 hours ago
    • 1559 notes
  • skipperdamned:

    mothgeist:

    i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away

    what goosebumps book is this

    (via yashas-strong-arms)

    Source: mothgeist
    • 14 hours ago
    • 84055 notes
  • bears-official:

    lostangelssong:

    ex0skeletal:

    Borzoi Puppy

    Hey
    @zero-alice

    #for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

    (via griesly)

    Source: ex0skeletal
    • 22 hours ago
    • 91214 notes
  • fizzy-dog:

    killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise:

    i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

    there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

    (via percybitchshelley)

    Source: camojacketfrank
    • 22 hours ago
    • 19763 notes
    • #ouch
  • becketts:

    “We’re so nervous, I just downed a beer…I needed it.” 

    keri russell drinking beer + getting ready for events

    (via babyscully)

    Source: becketts
    • 22 hours ago
    • 193 notes
    • #keri russell
  • hammerbuster:

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    (via topkassandra)

    Source: hammerbuster
    • 22 hours ago
    • 450 notes
    • #oh rip me
    • #kassandra
    • #ac odyssey
  • egberts:

    the-real-skye:

    iamcharlesxavier:

    So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

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    A MANSION

    And the inside is actually beautiful??????

    Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

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    It also had a second fancy entrance???

    Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

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    Like what is she hiding 

    But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

    Also!

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    It was a pokestop!

    This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

    I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

    (via tommywingoals)

    Source: iamcharlesxavier
    • 22 hours ago
    • 43607 notes
    • #what is with long island and the fancy mcdonalds'
  • coolcatgroup:

    slavz:

    thussy-thoppin-aphobe:

    slavz:

    rupaulie:

    slavz:

    my cat only has a thin layer of fur so he’s pretty much pink

    is he prettty?

     absolutely 

    Op show us the proof

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    here u go

    Cotton candy kitty

    (via wormsaregreat)

    Source: twinkby
    • 1 day ago
    • 31644 notes
  • cricketsqueak:

    elemeno-pee:

    mitochondriaandbunnies:

    Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

    Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

    real life creepypasta

    (via zohbugg)

    Source: mitochondriaandbunnies
    • 1 day ago
    • 170658 notes
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